David Curtis – yeah, that’s right, I said it: David Curtis. Come on now Google what’s a David Curtis gotta do to get a site named David Curtis to pop up on page one in Google if his name actually is David Curtis and he has the David Curtis dot org version of the domain and even possesses a legal David Curtis driver’s license, David Curtis Social Security Card, David Curtis Passport and a genuine David Curtis NYC NY Birth Certificate which proves that yes, indeed he is in fact ONE of the one and only genuine article David Curtis’ on the web. One would think that the big three (dot org, dot net and dot com) versions of David Curtis (e.g.: www.davidcurtis.com, www.davidcurtis.net and www.davidcurtis.org) would automatically pop up on page one in Google for anyone looking for David Curtis.
Even IF one David Curtis is more important to you than another David Curtis if you are searching for a genuine David Curtis on the web, shouldn’t you get the REAL one’s first? Isn’t THAT what quality returns are all about according to the search engines? You don’t want any OTHER sites coming up or some site without the paperwork to back up that its about David Curtis, do you?? Surely I joke, you say? Not so at all – Googling David Curtis brings up “www.david-curtis-school.com”. I called the David Curtis School and asked to speak to David Curtis and they told me there IS no David Curtis – that they just combined two of the names of people there – there IS no David Curtis at the David Curtis School. (Bummer! See search result below showing up five spots above a 100% GENUINE David Curtis!)
It just makes sense, Google – put the davidcurtis.org, the davidcurtis.com and the davidcurtis.net on page one and whatever else there may be written about various David Curtis’ beneath it. How HARD can that be to understand? This has been David Curtis reporting – David Curtis signing off!
My apologies to Matt Cutts if this page seems like spam – but I assure you I am David Curtis and I seriously think this page needs to show up for my own name considering I also own the domain.
ABOUT the REAL David Curtis
So What’s My Blog About? Certainly it’s not about art or painting or anything that’s NOT my name. Certainly it’s also not about a florists shop which is ALSO not even about a real David Curtis. It’s mostly me bullshitting on my time off when I can vent my frustrations, or argue both sides of the same argument in various places on different days. But that’s part of forensic debate – scientific argument for points – even though the majority of us know some arguments plain old aren’t worth arguing. So… if values, opinion and thought are what make up the fabric of a unique individual, IS there a real David Curtis? Yeap. It’s me. Trust no cheap imitations. I am David Curtis!